Self: do not get all cocky when you decide to change the dates of your injections. And do not spend 13 hours over 2 days at an upholstery class, turning your hands into wizened claws (but your dining room chair seats into Arts and Crafts works of art). And, seriously, do not go out to a shopping event for your service organization with your former infertile support group friends (five kids between the three of them and only one set of twins! can anyone say "lapped"?) and get really drunk and spend too much money on mercury glass. Especially when you have to come home and create an invoice for work. Wine and accounting do not mix, Self, they really don't.
And when it's shortly after midnight and you finally realize you need a big honking shot of estrogen delivered into your hip by your now grumpy husband (because he was not drunk, had no work to do and wanted to go to bed), do not be surprised when it hurts like hell.
One shot down. Hopefully many many more to go.
Ow... pics of the upholstery, please. :o)
Posted by: Katrina | Wednesday, 05 December 2007 at 02:16
Yes, pictures of the chairs please, lol. I always mess my account for work up if I try to balance things after a couple of drinks also, too funny.
Wishing you tons of success with this cycle. Everything there is to cross over here.
Good luck Millie.
Posted by: Kimmer | Wednesday, 05 December 2007 at 04:33
I want to see the chairs too! See I think that shots when you are drunk are the best ones cause you can't feel them....or maybe I was just way way too drunk.
Posted by: Mary Ellen | Wednesday, 05 December 2007 at 06:15
I vote to see chairs as well! (aren't we all very demanding?)
Posted by: PBfish | Wednesday, 05 December 2007 at 09:08
Ouch,I can just imagine how much that hurt. Poor old Mr millie. And you too, of course!
Posted by: thalia | Wednesday, 05 December 2007 at 12:39
Um, ouch!
Posted by: Geohde | Wednesday, 05 December 2007 at 15:17
Oh dear. Hoping the rest of the shots are less painful...
Posted by: Kay/Hanazono | Wednesday, 05 December 2007 at 15:35
Owww!
I would also like to see some pix of the upholstery! You make me look bad! :-)
Posted by: Louise | Wednesday, 05 December 2007 at 16:42
Ouch. Pictures of chairs?
Posted by: chris | Wednesday, 05 December 2007 at 17:32
At least the alcohol was there to somewhat dull the pain? At all? I do hope the next one hurts less. I think your advice is all very sound.
Bea
Posted by: Bea | Thursday, 06 December 2007 at 07:37
With all that alcohol in you, there was no need to swab first. Saves at least 30 sec :-)
Posted by: Lut C. | Thursday, 06 December 2007 at 08:42
oooh, mercury glass. I collect that too. Hope you feel better :)
Posted by: Emily | Thursday, 06 December 2007 at 12:54
hey you...
i like to drink, and i know how to give shots while drunk. you give me a call anytime my friend!
i'll be checking in on you. would love to see the chairs too.
how are your pooches?
xx
Posted by: crispy creme | Thursday, 06 December 2007 at 14:09
Yeouch! Glad you are in full swing on the cycle, and I hope your hip survives the target practice. ;)
Posted by: Tonya | Friday, 07 December 2007 at 00:44
happy anniversary!
Posted by: red headed momma | Monday, 10 December 2007 at 21:39